Major League Eating is not a joke |
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| BY Andrew Woods May. 28th, 2008 | More on: |
All Americans are fat! We know this is not strictly true (just like “all European girls are easy” eh, Se?) but they don’t help to dispel this stereotype by turning eating into a ridiculous sport. Never has the phrase “only in America” been more apt. Well, now it seems we can go one step further and turn the ridiculous sport into a ridiculous game.
As it was announced a little while ago, Sensory Sweep Studios are working on Major league Eating: The Game for the Wii, due for release later in 2008. You get the chance to take on the role of some of the world’s leading “competitive eaters” (I am not making this up) and simulate the act of stuffing your face with all sorts of foods. If you eat too much then then you can release the pressure by blowing chunks or farting. Delightful.
I’m not sure how this fits in with the Wii Fit image that Nintendo are promoting at the moment, but I suppose it’s not really binge-eating-’till-you-puke, just like Wii Fit is not really excercising (see vid below). So on reflection maybe the two titles should be bundled together.









May 28th, 2008
at 8:17 pm
Hey! WiiFit is currently kicking my ass. Those lunges are destroying me and the pushups coupled with the side planks are brutal.
May 28th, 2008
at 9:22 pm
Yeah, but it has nothing to do with the WiiFit. Did you know you can do that stuff on an ordinary floor? So now that you know this you can sell your Wii Fit and send me half the cash.