If ever there was perfect post for our new shorter feature…feature, this is it. Guys play games, guys like pornstars. Tera Patrick is a pornstar. Saints Row 2 is a game. THQ has announced that they’ve brought on Ms. Patrick as a “special producer.” No word as to her official role other than showing up at events, but THQ promises to let us all know what she’s actually doing with the game closer to the release date. I’m forgetting something…oh, right. Breasticles.