The ten most annoying game protagonists |
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BY Matthew Razak August 23rd, 2008 |
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50 Cent
50 Cent: Bulletproof
If we’ve learned one thing from 50 Cent it’s that the thug life is a hard life full of getting shot and going to da club. 50 Cent as a rapper annoys the hell out of us so imagine how annoying he is when his entire persona is taken to the umpteenth degree in a videogame. Walking around with guns strapped to your chest in the inner city talking like you’re the greatest human being to ever grace the earth isn’t cool, it’s insanely annoying. We don’t want to hear 50 shouting out over and over how he capped that n****r and it isn’t just because it makes us beyond uncomfortable, it’s because he’s a walking stereotype. One would think that a man who had been shot so many times might possibly not go around killing hundreds of people and talking like it’s the greatest thing in the world and yet here 50 Cent is, holding his guns sideways, and ripping through bullets. Maybe if he hadn’t acted like such on overblown version of himself in the game people would have been able to see through the annoying crap and enjoy the offering, but as it stands we’re pretty sure 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand is going to solidify the rapper as one of gaming’s least enjoyable protagonists.
August 23rd, 2008
at 9:45 pm
Luigi? C’mon, he was so adorable in that game!
August 23rd, 2008
at 11:18 pm
Raiden? Are you kidding me? Raiden is BAD ASS. Replace Raiden with Rose, the annoying girlfriend…
August 24th, 2008
at 2:27 am
This list is a epic failure.
August 24th, 2008
at 3:48 am
Tetris block, lol, good choice! Gotta disagree with the prince though, he was a rather likable character.
August 24th, 2008
at 4:27 am
Gees. Superman has like one and a half game. And Batman? Yeah we had Batman Begins in last ten years.And i wouldnt agree with Raiden neither, not after i finished MGS4. I think he is just crushed by Solid Snake’s uber-presence, thats it. However, I would go for characters such as “Prey guy” Tommy.
August 24th, 2008
at 8:05 am
Tidus?? What are you people thinking??? OMFG…
August 24th, 2008
at 8:23 am
Ah, screw off. Sonic is still awesome. Shame I can’t say the same about his games.
August 24th, 2008
at 8:38 am
In my opinion it`s Raiden, who should get the first prize in “annoyance competition”. Firstable he looks like a woman. It`s a complete opposition to Solid Snake. If Kojima wanted to place the other character than Snake why didn`t he gave under our control someone who is at least similar to an badass mercenary like Snake (especially this from MGS1)? Secondly he is an complete rookie (despite what is said further). Remember the scene when he enters the place where Vamp finishes the last stnding NAVY soldiers? In the entrance there was a dead body with a gun. Hearing what`s going on inside, Raiden should take that gun and go in being armed. No. Instead he decided to check out the situation with bare hands. Full pro. Not to mention his “I dont`s smoke.” when Snake tries to give him a packet of cigarettes. Man, that was annoying.
August 24th, 2008
at 12:19 pm
Sorry Joe, but epic ‘failure’? It’s pronounced ‘Epic Fail.’
Epic fail fail!
But to specify, Raiden is cool NOW, but in MGS2, he’s really f***ing annoying. However, not half as annoying as Rose, but she’s a side character anyway.
And Bubsy should be one.
Nobody is more annoying than Bubsy.
August 24th, 2008
at 1:12 pm
I can see how half these characters made it on here, but I don’t really agree with most of these.
Luigi being a run on joke in my opinion is hilarious. I’d even love it if they made a sequel to Luigi’s Mansion. Them making him the oddball in fact strengthened my love for Luigi. Before they gave him his personality, he was literally a copy of Mario.
I think Raiden was perfect for what his purpose was. Hideo Kojima is a genius for having him. You just have to understand his purpose to appreciate it. But I mostly wanted to add
“He isn’t Solid Snake and anyone who is in an MGS game and isn’t Solid Snake is annoying.”
So, looks like Naked Snake a.k.a. Big Boss should share this spot. Since he fits Raiden’s reason perfectly. He’s not Solid Snake, and he’s the protagonist of a MGS game.
August 24th, 2008
at 2:01 pm
That’s a good point, but Big Boss was less annoying than Raiden who just didn’t work for us at all.
@Steve
Batman has had about 8 games in the past 10 years and they were all bad (which doesn’t matter in this list) but more importantly completely and totally failed to capture anything that makes Batman awesome. All of them focus more on his gadgets and tools than his character making him flat and aggravating.
August 24th, 2008
at 3:10 pm
Sorry to say but it wasn’t Luigi’s mansion that started to make him a coward. Thats been his character WAY before that game. He had his first solo game on the snes too. So when people say that this is a epic fail it is. You dont even have your facts straight and not all these characters deserve to be called annoying.
August 24th, 2008
at 4:32 pm
I know he was a coward beforehand but it wasn’t until Luigi’s Mansion that it really stuck out like that and started to get annoying and overplayed. Before he seemed to have something else and after Luigi’s Mansion he lost it.
August 24th, 2008
at 9:33 pm
Raiden was a pretty okay character. Not annoying at all. Maybe not completely experienced, but not annoying.
August 25th, 2008
at 4:43 am
Couldn’t agree more about Tidus. I’ve been bitching about the vomit-inducing annoyance of that character since I first started playing FFX. I actually only read this story to see if he was included and almost lost hope just to be pleasantly surprised at the end. He even looks as if he’s been dressed by the straight eye for the queer guy or sumthin’.
August 25th, 2008
at 12:28 pm
Rotflmao…I have to agree with someone of this, you have to write more…..lol
December 5th, 2008
at 1:26 pm
This list is a GIANT error, Luigi is a very funny and cool charecter, He haven’t be on this list. (sorry, my english isn’t soooooo good). So this is a EPIC FAIL!!!!!