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Chuck Norris game coming to cell phones that can stand the power
BY Matthew RazakAugust 27th, 2008 More on:

Fact: There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

This is a true fact. Science has proven it. So when a man that powerful needs a game to compliment his power, where do you suppose it would turn up? A cell phone of course. Chuck Norris cares not for your home consoles and portable gaming devices, he will bring Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain to your cell phone and you will enjoy it. While the game, in which Norris fights both Castro and Kim Jong-il (no, I am not making this up), was announced by Gameloft last month, the new video above, which shows off more than the first level in previous videos, just popped up leading most women and children to faint in pleasure/horror and all grown men to feel a little less manly. Oh, and don’t worry about the sound. Chuck Norris moves faster than the speed of sound so the video doesn’t have any.

I’d flesh this out with a bit more talk but talking bores Chuck Norris and I don’t want to be round house kicked so hard I’ll feel it yesterday, so I’m just going to share a few more facts you might want to know about Chuck Norris and the crazy awesome box art that will literally make your face melt: Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

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    Mr. Smith
    August 27th, 2008
    at 6:40 pm

    He explodes into a fire pillar at the end… wtf.

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    Dork
    August 27th, 2008
    at 6:55 pm

    I wonder if Chuck Norris is going to be a douche and sue the developers of this game too.

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    BFeld
    August 27th, 2008
    at 11:54 pm

    Didn’t this meme die?

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    Adam Sandberg
    August 28th, 2008
    at 12:15 am

    Do Chuck-jokes ever get old?

    “Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.”

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    Adam Sandberg
    August 28th, 2008
    at 12:17 am

    Wow, I didn’t know Chuck Norris could do magic? (0:39)

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    Danny Morgan
    August 28th, 2008
    at 11:39 am

    Awesome…I would get this just for a laugh…but I’m too scared to!

    “Chuck Norris can get blackjack with just one card”

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