Will Wright impressed with phallus…

…monsters. I got you there, didn’t I? Finally thought you were going to get the inside scoop on Will Wright’s wang. Well no such luck (or misfortune, depending on how you look at these things). This little story is all about the legendary game maker’s opinions on the more sordid creatures that were created with the Spore Creature Creator. As you have probably seen all over the web people took the chance to create some very, ummm, special looking creatures with the game. Does this offend Mr. Wright? Not a chance.

“When you give players creative control, you have to expect they’re going to do the unexpected,” the prolific videogame designer told SeatllePI. “Some of it’s really good for what they were shooting for. It’s amazingly explicit, especially when those creations are animated. We just have to make sure those people aren’t messing up the experience for others.” Thus the ability to kick those pesky twig and berry creations out of your little planet if you so wish in the complete Spore game. I find it funny that a game about evolution and advancement of a species is at the moment most commonly known for making odd looking penis shapes. How far we’ve come.