This weekend only, only only! Blow out sale of id Software’s games on Steam, Steam, Steam! Buy the id Super Pack for only $34.99. They’re totally out of their minds! This kind of discount madness on games such as Doom, Wolfenstein 3D and Quake can only last so long! The prices are so low you’ll think they’re going out of business!

This would work so much better if you could hear the cheesy announcer voice I’m writing in.