Spider-Man: Web of Shadows casting gives me the excuse to use the word breasticles

Black Cat is hot, no doubt about it. In the video above Tricia Helfer (also hot) introduces herself to us “boys” (because there are no girl gamers) as the Black Cat in Spider-Man: Web of Shadows. The video is full of breasticles and… superhero stuff? Really, content is lacking like none other in this video but the gameplay it shows off is… interesting? Well, what about the fighting, it’s got… action in it? OK, but her in depth analysis of the character has to be… respected?

Look people, it’s Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galatica! I don’t have to justify myself to you and your high brow ways. I’ll post whatever I want as long as it’s loosely related to gaming, so just enjoy the damn video already and stop judging me. You desperately need actual information? The game comes out Oct. 21. Happy?