I’m going to lose a ton of cred here, but I’m pretty much addicted to Katy Perry. There, I’ve admitted it to the world and now we can all move on with our lives. I also have a strange fascination with the strange language that the Sims speak. It’s like if you just listen hard enough you’ll be able to understand what they’re saying, but your mind won’t wrap around the odd noises. So I’ve given you two facts about me and now I’m going to group them together and jump to the next paragraph where I’ll use them to support the introduction of the video above.

Katy Perry’s “Hot N Cold,” which was featured on The Sims 2 Apartment Life soundtrack, now has a brand new, all Simlish version with a machinima video featuring a very Katy looking Sim and plenty of other footage from the game. So in light of what we learned in the first paragraph, one can discern that this is of interest to me, the writer, and I thought you, the reader, might like it too. Thus we find ourselves at the concluding sentence and all that is left to do is watch the video.