What do you mean Burnout Trophies aren’t retroactive!!?

Burnout Paradise owners are flying off the handle this morning after finally seeing the cue to download the lastest patch for the game. This patch seems to only be available in Europe at the time of writing, but it really doesn’t matter because the Trophy patch is not retroactive. This basically means we have to delete our saved game files and do everything all over again. I guess it wouldn’t be so bad if Criterion hadn’t said the Trophy support would be retroactive. Oh well, so who’s starting from scratch?