Take your fat PSPs and use them to prop up that busted old couch you couldn’t be bothered to throw out. Tell your PSP Slim that things just aren’t working out, because on Oct. 14 the PSP-3000 will be released as part of two different packages. You can opt for the Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters bundle on Oct. 14, or you can hold out until November to get your hands on a 4 GB Entertainment Pack. This is my excuse to finally forgive myself for passing up the sexy red Kratos edition, because we all know that new and shiny things are always completely awesome.