Guitar Hero: Metallica was one of the worst kept and unnecessarily secret, secrets of the year in videogames. Lots of back and forth and cover-ups, meanwhile EVERYONE knew it was happening. Even the homeless dude I see at the bus stop everyday, rapping along to the noises in his head, knew it was happening. Microsoft made it double-ultra-super official at this year’s E3 with as much “ZOMGness” as a fluffy bunny in a slasher flick.

Now a forum member at ScoreHero has discovered a trailer for the game, presumably leaked from the upcoming Guitar Hero: World Tour. I’m seriously shocked while trapped under ice with metal up my ass. It’s the thing that should not be. Ok, I’m stopping this in 3…2…1…