For those of you who are new to my work, I go by Butmac and I’m the new “video guy” for That VideoGame Blog. That’s right! THE Butmac is now affiliated with TVGB and you couldn’t be happier. How did this come to fruition?
It was dark outside for five o’clock in the evening. The porch of the Razak family farmstead was cool. The sky was set ablaze by lightning, yet no sound did it make. As I sat on that old rocking chair I wondered, if the world was covered in tin foil, would the same temperature constantly be preserved at all places on earth? Jarring me from my thoughts, Dennis Lesica emerged from the shadows on the hillside.
“Rain’s coming,” he said to me as he removed his wide-brimmed hat to wipe the sweat from his brow. Then he licked the sweat. I made a face in disapproval. We walked alone.
Later that night, I saw the aforementioned Rain. It was the deadliest kind: the Anderson variety. On the top of that hill next to a freshly planted oak tree, he asked me to make videos for That VideoGame Blog. We took turns slapping each other, as is custom in those parts, and I agreed. I agreed. That’s about the time I started crashing and decided to go see my guy to get some more stuff because I knew I was going to need a lot of it. A whole lot of it.
In any case, here is the first video I’ve done entitled “Butmac gets Dead Space.” My duties here are to make videos of extreme excellence and share them with you, dear viewer. Keep your eyes open as I’ll have a new video up every few weeks or so.