Listen, I don’t know if you know this or not, but there are three letters that when grouped together in a certain order create the most powerfully awesome person known to man. A person who has not only performed the greatest cameo in the history of film cinema, but was also a child doctor. I fear to even type these letters, for the awesome power that radiates from them, combined with the image above, could crash the entire site FOREVER — but I must.

NPH.

Now that we know of the awesome power that is Neil Patrick Harris, what news shall we write about? How about the fact that he is lending his voice to the owner of the new company publishing Matt Hazard’s game, Wallace “Wally” Wellesley, in Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard. I mean if that fact alone doesn’t guarantee hilarity I don’t know what will. Oh, wait. Yes I do. Will Arnett is voicing Matt Hazard. There. Hilarity guaranteed. Now let’s hope the gameplay is up to snuff, because if they dare defile the name of NPH there will be consequences and repercussions!