Onechanbara’s developers have sent over a little video replete with attractive girls who hate zombies. As the minute clip starts you might think you’re watching the beginning to some Asian porn. Girls trying on bikinis, giggling, wearing skimpy clothing; it all adds up to a lesbian threesome. That is until the zombies show up. Yes by the time the video ends you’ll agree that zombies pretty much ruin everything and thus know why they must be killed with swords… by hot chicks… in bikinis.

Listen, if you can’t make these logical jumps with me than I’m not sure we can be friends. While the video isn’t especially funny in itself I could see a little series of these “Hot Chicks Hate Zombies” clips being pretty entertaining and reminiscent of the whole “Rabbids can’t do whatever” campaign. It will also keep us full of Japanese girls in bikinis and breasticles until the game comes out early next year. Then again you could just watch horror movies and porn to fill that void too.