…It would have looked a little something like this. The language in this lovingly-produce mashup between Pulp Fiction and Team Fortress 2 is most definitely not safe for work, but it’s the weekend! You shouldn’t be at work! So enjoy this somewhat dated but funny homage to Quentin’s foul-mouthed movie making genius.

And if you are unfortunate enough to be at work this Thanksgiving weekend, crank your speakers until the knob breaks off and we guarantee you’ll get to go home early today! And every day! ‘Cause you’ll be fired! Not that you should let that stop you, just stuff your pants with post-it notes first, okay?