Soulja Boy ushers in the end of days

“After I put the Xbox 360 challenge up on the Internet, it was over all these video game sites. And a couple video game companies hit me up on my email because I put the email on there too. And hit me up like, “Blah, blah, blah, blah.” So I was like, “Oh snaps!” So I forwarded to my management, and they forwarded to my label. And now we’re doing the video game. It was the same way I got signed for my music. It’s like history repeating itself, but instead of music this time it’s about video games.” -Soulja Boy in an interview with Complex.com

In related news, dogs began speaking backwards, clouds wept tears of blood and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse descended from the skies, reigning damnation and destructions from atop their supernatural steeds.

“I can’t wait to play it,” said Pestilence, right before the seventh seal was opened, silencing the heavens.

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