During the Spike Video Game Awards the other night, most people, myself included, were waiting to see footage for games like Uncharted 2, God of War III and Brütal Legend.While I was busy checking my pants for any hull breaches that might’ve lead to a complete wardrobe malfunction caused by the explosiveness of said trailers, there was one that snuck up like a roofie and made me a man.

The video you see above for 2K Czech’s upcoming crime saga, Mafia II, is the handsome sailor that has me infatuated. It’s an amazingly well put together piece on par with Hollywood’s best, featuring the taking of the Lord’s name in vain, dames and classic mob tale staples set in the underutilized 1950s, complete with Chuck Berry’s “Long Tall Sally.” I think I need to put on my leather jacket, slick back my hair and go get a malt in preparation. I’m a cool cat.