Popping the question via videogame seems to be the nerdy romantic gesture du jour, but now you don’t even have to be a nerd to propose like one. Thanks to Multiple-Options Easy Proposal Maker, even emulation ingenues can confess their love, or deep dark secrets*, in the geekiest way imaginable.

All you have to do is type in your message, launch the tile matching game, and hope your loved one doesn’t suck at tile matching games. I don’t know if I’d want to spend my life with someone who couldn’t be bothered to code the proposal himself, so feel free to keep that detail to yourself when you ask me! I’m standing right behind you, already in my wedding dress. Don’t fight the chloroform, honey. This is supposed to be the happiest day of our lives!

*Who could have known that hooker had a heart condition?