A brand-spanking-new trailer has just been tossed onto the webz for the currently pre-alpha PC thriller Metro 2033. Should you be excited? Heck yes you should be! Why? Well, because there’s… um… monsters? And, guns… yeah it looks like there will be guns. And babies crying. See, isn’t that enough right there? If not, maybe you’ll be drawn in by the ridiculously bad voice acting, which we can only hope is also in pre-alpha status. From what the trailer shows us, the game is set in a rather Fallout-esque underground metro station which has been transformed into the last stand for humanity. Count us in, but only if the narrator also voices every key character in the game… and our voicemail greeting for us.