Well everyone, in the last WJH? before the big gift-giving-‘gasm that is Christmas, we wanted to remind you that we are selling a whole heap of TVGB merchandise. These splendid products include coffee mugs, mouse pads, and, of course, thong underwear. Just call the number at the bottom of your screen to order. Later on today we’ll be having TVGB’s own Matthew Razak run down a full list of products and display each one in amazing detail. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! If you call within the next 15 minutes, Matt will even model the thong for you, free of charge. Call now!!!
[Disclaimer: None of the above-mentioned antics are based in reality…thank god]