LocoRoco 2 set to decimate North America in 2009

Get your guns; we don’t have much time! Sony has released word they’ve lost containment on their most recent experiment, codenamed: LocoRoco 2, and it’s on a course of total destruction, heading towards North America.

Experts believe the harbinger of our doom is brightly-colored, bouncy and can grow when it absorbs more of its kind. All are advised to settle their affairs and cherish the precious moments we have left. February 10th, 2009 is the expected arrival which will be preceded by cheerful singing and an overwhelming sense of cute, signaling the end is nigh. The above video will give you an idea of what we’re in for, but know nothing can prepare us for the real thing.