Don’t you wish you got this as a gift

I miss my N64. I wake up in the middle of the night sometimes, crying for my Starfox and yearning for a good hour of Wave Race. Stop laughing, it’s a real problem I’m dealing with. So you can imagine the tears shed when I saw this little beauty of a machine. I present to you the Nintendo Sixtyfree Lite-R,a fully functional portable Nintendo 64. Ben Heck, modder-extraordinaire, showed off his latest creation on his forum. The portable Dual 3D sticks, D-Pad, L button, headphone socket and expansion pack.

This makes me forget all about the Nintendo DS. You know what, screw innovation, I want a f***king portable N64. You hear me Nintendo? You need to make this happen. Oh and while you are at it, I’d like a new Earthbound game by next month.