And that something is eye cancer. Screens of Konami’s iPhone/iPod Touch shooter, Silent Hill: The Escape, are scary for all the wrong reasons. If the visual nightmares weren’t enough to make you hide under the covers with the lights on, the controls will. Movement is handled by sliding your finger forward or to the side to turn; you aim by tilting which doesn’t move the crosshair, but rather your entire view. It sounds like an exercise in self-inflicted torture, but hey, maybe that’s your thing. Does anyone else wonder when they’ll figure out the scary nurses don’t make sense anymore?