This week, the world’s largest consumer technology tradeshow, CES, is happening in the beautiful neon city that is Las Vegas. Myself and Butner Brimberry will be attending the show, arguing about where exactly “bat country” is and bringing you whatever bits of news we can uncover, even if we have to gamble our lunch money to pay for bribes and play time with cool gadgets.

The coverage will run January 8th-11th or until Butner changes his name to Nick Papagiorgio and we both wander over to the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, never to be heard from again. If you’re feeling lucky, place your bets on who will end up married to a Texas oil baron first.