I love you more than Xbox

Okay, just to be clear, are we talking about the original Xbox or the Xbox 360? Either way, it’s probably a bit of a stretch, but your loved one need not know thanks to this charming hand-crafted card proclaiming your preference for their company over that of the “green machine.” Check out Storeyshop’s Etsy storefront for more personalized greeting cards — meaning PS3 owners can also finagle some precious gaming leeway with their significant others this Valentine’s Day.