Sometimes in life you have to take matters into your own hands. Here’s a wondrous example: I decided to take an energy drink marketed towards athletes. Though I am an amateur athlete, I decided to put on my  clan tag hat and see how the videogamer inside me reacted to the stuff. With no job and the promise of not crashing after 5 hours of unbridled energy I thought this was going to be awesome and funny.
Yeah, not so much. Better luck next time, Butner.