Right then, let’s do the serious stuff first. The Xbox 360 version of Valve’s Left 4 Dead has been all patched up. The title update — which you’ll notice now if you fire the game up — brings a whole slew of exploit and bug fixes, tweaks some online balancing issues, fills your living room with Ferrero Rocher and generally makes things nicer. It’s a big old list of improvements, exactly the same as the PC patch, full details of which you can find here.
Now, lets talk porn. Eagle-eyed and quite possibly hairy-palmed Destructoid blogger Kif has stumbled across the imaginatively titled Left 4 Dead porn parody, Left 4 Head (see what they did there?). Being the conscientious news-bringer that he is, Kif went ahead and watched the whole thing. Y’know, just to save us the bother. According to Kif (seriously, my wife reads this), Left 4 Head features Blowie (Zoey) in a variety of erm… situations, including some special zombie love-time with an impressively endowed ‘Poker’ (Smoker) and a vigorous horizontal mambo session with a ‘Groper’ (Hunter). FPS fans may be interested to know that this film ends with what can only be described as a ‘headshot’.
When Gabe Newell spoke recently about Valve broadening their focus beyond games to become an ‘entertainment’ company, we’re not sure this is what he had in mind.
