As a belated Valentine’s Day gift, or an apology for the herpes after a night of unbridled passion, The Behemoth is giving away download codes for the Castle Crashers King Pack DLC, absolutely free. To get in on the freeness, all you have to do is head over to The Behemoth forums and post a picture of yourself in your birthday suit. No, that’s not right (I tend to jump the gun and go the extra mile). All you have to do is say, “Behemoth loves me” and they’ll hit you in the mouth with a code. Yes, it’s as easy as your mom. Why are you still reading my word diarrhea? Go get your free shit!