Man, if my friends were as awesome as Kotaku reader Laserfire’s I’d never want again. You hear that friends? Pick up the pace on being awesome. For starters you could make me Left 4 Dead Russian dolls so I could sit around all day putting them inside of each other and then taking them out. Laserfire’s friends Mark and Abi Baker did it for him for his birthday, making him a Tank, Boomer, Smoker, Hunter and zombie. All I got from my so called friends was beer and a nasty case of genital warts. Thanks guys, thanks a lot.
Other ways I could have taken this story: Giant cat DLC confirmed for Left 4 Dead!