Seeing these new The Conduit screens prompted us to write the following two letters:

Dear Bethesda,

We would like an explanation of how a development team based in Chicago got the Washington DC metro right, and you made it look like the New York Subway system despite the fact that you are based not 15 minutes outside of DC. We’ve seen your offices, you know. You’re near enough to metro stations to know what they look like, yet these new The Conduit screens clearly show that High Voltage appropriated the look of the metro system far better than Fallout 3 did. I know no one else cares besides other DC residents, but it’s the little things that really count.

Sincerely,
TVGB

Dear other Wii game developers,

Why don’t your games look like this?

Sincerely,
TVGB