Starcraft II beta sign-ups open, Internet sure to end

If at some point your internet connection flat-out dies this weekend, say while trying to find Tiny Toons-inspired porn (it’s out there, I’m sure), I believe Blizzard may be to blame. If you head over to and sign-up for an account, you can choose to be considered for participation in the closed beta for StarCraft II. Of course, you’re basically fighting against the entire world to get in, including the pictured mob. They’ll royally kick your ass worse than Kobra Kai did Daniel-san. Strike First, Strike Hard, Show No Mercy, indeed.