When Infinity Ward put out an open call for suggestions on what players wanted in the next game of the franchise formerly called Call of Duty, the internet responded. As is expected when the flood gates are opened in such a manner, there were some rational, well thought out comments and there were also those that we can only classify as “Wha?!?”

CVG has come up with a list of some of their favorite submissions, most of which we agree will probably be on the ‘not to do’ list. The site has left all spelling and language unedited to add for the comedic effect. Our favorite? The ability to call in Chuck Norris with a 20 kill streak.