Amazon is currently taking pre-orders for the exclusive Punch Out!! Heavyweight Contender Kit, containing everything you need to enjoy Punch Out!! minus one teeny, weeny item – the game itself. What the kit does see fit to include is a King Hippo Crown Replica, King Hippo Desktop Punching Bag, King Hippo Boxer Shorts, and Doc Lewis’ Remedy Chocolate Bar. It also includes a price tag of $34.99, which seems rather exhorbant for a marketing tie-in product without poseable parts. Then again, those planning some kinky King Hippo cosplay might find it a bargain, granted the boxer shorts are machine washable.