Become the next yodel master in Alpine Legend

Today is April Fool’s Day, also known as the worst day on the internet. Anyone looking for real news should probably steer clear of their computer for the next 24 hours, but those willing to brave the wave of disinformation might stumble across some genuinely funny pranks, like this Microsoft-produced spoof.

Alpine Hero will have you hiking your lederhosen alongside such legends as Franz “The Manz” Lang as you “take your band through all the alpine rights of passage: a mountainous village tour, recording sessions in a log cabin studio, overcoming throat soother addiction, and even competing in a live yodel off.”

How screwed up is it that I desperately wish this game were real, down to the limited edition tri-horn controller and immersive mountain goat add-on pack?