The April Fool’s Day massacre

Congratulations, you survived April Fool’s Day! The day the internet mistakes itself for the Super Bowl and becomes a playground for competitive comedians to waggle their lulz to the masses. This year had its share of great gags mixed in with some facepalm moments worthy of many groans and head shakes. We tried to damage your brains with a couple of these stories yesterday, but decided it was probably best if we crippled you completely in one fell swoop. Hit the jump for a cavalcade of what you may or may not have missed whilst hiding from the boogeyman.

Of all the things above, Dark Void hurts the most. Thanks Capcom for the equivalent of being promised a trip to the amusement park and being brought to ballet class instead. I’ll send you the bill for my shrink.