Close Range creates immersive, detailed world where you shoot people in the face

The Onion News Network has exclusive footage of Close Range, the critically-acclaimed game in which “players repeatedly shoot people point-blank in the face.”

Its well-developed, richly-detailed storyline and characters make Close Range the most compelling videogame in which you shoot an endless stream of people in the face. As you may have guessed, this title will be releasing somewhere around the thirty-second of Nevuary, but you can play the demo or buy the poster now.

How long until the mainstream media picks this up as a legitimate example of violence-promoting videogames, you think?