Bringing us the latest scoop on what sets the upcoming PS3 version of Tales of Vesperia apart from the original Xbox 360 exclusive, Kotaku notes that in addition to loli-pirate girl Patty Fruel, the Blu-ray release will hold new cutscenes, subplots, outfits and additional voice acting almost as long as the original Xbox 360 script.

Of course I would have to go and buy the Xbox 360 version just this past weekend - but don’t worry, no plans to start building rage-induced bonfires. We Westerners prefer a passive aggressive anger, complaining publicly about the unfairness of publishers re-releasing a title a year later on a different platform with significantly improved and expanded content, before quietly purchasing said re-release the day it launches.