New Final Fantasy Agito XIII trailer redefines the schoolyard fight

When I was in high school, a schoolyard fight amounted to a few shoves, some pulled hair and the occasional wild slap or punch before it was inevitably broken up by a huffing and puffing authority figure who was “disappointed in everyone involved.” I can only imagine how different those fights would’ve been had the participants been wielding weapons and magic rather than the standard issue hormones and angst. Suffice it to say that after watching the above trailer for Final Fantasy Agito XIII, I’m glad I didn’t go to a school in the Final Fantasy universe — I don’t know if my delicate teenaged heart would hold up against a flan.