You know, the Bionic Commando being a fireman is totally understandable. He’s a dude who saves people — it makes sense. However, Capcom has gone one step too far. Large robotic arms should never be used for middle management! It just isn’t right. Middle management is a world of boredom and managing things in the middle, not awesome robotic arms. Shame on you Capcom for giving middle managers out there hope that their job could some day actually be as cool as commanding bionically.