Both hands where we can see them, Mr. Wizard.

Majesco’s Cooking Mama has come clean on her past romantic involvement with Activision’s Science Papa, admitting a brief dalliance with the upcoming mini-game compilation star to Kotaku.

“We dated briefly (when he had much better hair). And now he clearly wants a piece of the best-selling pie by associating himself with an incredibly successful, and I’ll emphasize, happily married, woman,” said Mama.  “Frankly, he never appreciated my cooking and I grew weary of his tedious ‘experiments.’ You want real mind-bending science, go figure out how to make Toulouse Cassoulet for your next dinner party of 20 and let me know how it goes, Papa.”

I don’t know about you, but it sounds to me like there’s still some heat between these two, and I’m not talking about an exothermic chemical reaction!