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Bees take over GameStop
BY Chad George May. 24th, 2009 More on:

The old saying, “You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar,” has held true since its inception, at least around these parts. Why you would want to catch flies at all is beyond us, but that is best left for another time. What the saying does not offer advice on, however, is catching bees. Sure, they might go after the honey, it is theirs after all, but a surefire way to get those pollinating machines is to build a GameStop store in Manhattan. Sorry to say, someone has beaten you to it though.

Trapped by thousands of bees, employees at the Union Square Park area GameStop has to place a sign in the window stating simply, “temporarily closed, due to bee infestation.” A passer-by attempted to trap several of the bees in a bag outside the store, but the bees kept coming from inside the business.

“There’s a hive…inside the walls…leading upward…they say somebody’s on the way, but they’re taking a long time to get here,” said Herman Leath, an eyewitness.

Apparently it took over two hours to get help on site, after a local news station called police, who directed them to call the fire department, who said to call 9-1-1, which advised to call 3-1-1, who finally said to call the mayor’s office. The city’s bee expert eventually arrived, but told those present that it could take up to two hours to remove the hive.

Oh, GameStop… Mother Nature is only trying to trade in her bees for store credit and a Game Informer subscription, no need to call the police into the picture.

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    1. bhive01
      May 24th, 2009
      at 9:12 am

      I approve of this message.

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      Joey Davidson
      May 24th, 2009
      at 9:40 am

      “There’s a hive…inside the walls…leading upward…they say somebody’s on the way, but they’re taking a long time to get here,” said Herman Leath, an eyewitness.

      ^^^Sounds like someone reading a script from a horror movie.

      BEES–IN THE WALLS–SOMEBODY’S COMING!!!!

        Reply
      Chad George
      May 24th, 2009
      at 2:12 pm

      I am mother*#@!ing tired of these mother*#@!ing bees in this mother*#@!ing game!

        Reply
      Chad George
      May 24th, 2009
      at 2:13 pm

      ^^^ That was supposed to be in a Samuel L. Jackson voice, but the commenting gods are against me today.

        Reply
      Jasmino924
      May 25th, 2009
      at 11:07 am

      Don’t worry we understood.

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