Sexually ambiguous Zelda spin-off star Tingle, whose Tingle’s Pink-colored Rupee Land was deemed too awesome for a stateside release, is returning to the DS. First teased in Famitsu, the new title now has a Japanese website every bit as weird as one would expect from a game starring a middle-aged manchild in a tight spandex suit. Even if you can’t read Japanese, there’s plenty of confusing fun to be had clicking around the site, which seems to hinge on a Skeletor-faced a tarot card reader.
I fear it and desire it simultaneously.
With other previously Japan-only titles getting the localized love from Nintendo of America, hopes are high they we won’t have to import this sequel to the strangest, silliest game to ever grace Nintendo’s current handheld.