Grease games coming to Wii, DS

To the tune of Summer Nights

Grease the movie, is getting a game
Call me psychic, but it will be lame
505 Games has secured the rights
with musical theater majors locked in their sights

If this girl gamer, had any say
This buh-bad idea would just go away
Tell us more, tell us more,
motion controls will be employed
Tell us more, tell us more,
ear drums will be destroyed

The Wii and DS, are just the thing
to lure in women who think they can sing
No point ponderin’ the why or the how
Though I’m wonderin’, “Where is God now?”

Gaming dreams, ripped at the seams
But oh, Reggie Fils-Aime thinks it’s alriiiiiight!