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Grease games coming to Wii, DS
BY Kristen Spencer Jul. 2nd, 2009 More on:

To the tune of Summer Nights

Grease the movie, is getting a game
Call me psychic, but it will be lame
505 Games has secured the rights
with musical theater majors locked in their sights

If this girl gamer, had any say
This buh-bad idea would just go away
Tell us more, tell us more,
motion controls will be employed
Tell us more, tell us more,
ear drums will be destroyed

The Wii and DS, are just the thing
to lure in women who think they can sing
No point ponderin’ the why or the how
Though I’m wonderin’, “Where is God now?”

Gaming dreams, ripped at the seams
But oh, Reggie Fils-Aime thinks it’s alriiiiiight!

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    1. Chad George
      July 2nd, 2009
      at 5:46 pm

      *standing ovation* Bravo… BRAH-VO!

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      Matthew Razak
      July 2nd, 2009
      at 5:49 pm

      Greatest post on the site ever. And I mean ever, nothing is going to top this.

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      bhive01
      July 3rd, 2009
      at 12:49 am

      You know it will be lame… but it will sell like hotcakes. Gamers will hate it like much of the Wii library, but the “casuals” will fall all over for it.

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