Thanks to GameSetWatch for drawing my attention to this adorable image, the cover to the latest issue of French gaming magazine IG, featuring almost a dozen female game characters done up in the familiar Cooking Mama-style. It’s the little details that really work this into the icy cuckolds of my cynical heart, like Cooking-Faith’s calorie conscious love of celery, Cooking-Claire’s non-traditional turkey carving method and Cooking-Ivy’s complete unwillingness to participate in any of the culinary shenanigans - bitch grew up in a mansion, so you can just ring the bell when the food is done!