‘Splosion Man lifts us up and lets us fly

Are you down? Don’t know who can get out of those non-‘splosion dumps? Lonny Watershed understands and he wants to help you out by telling us all through song about ‘Splosion Man. Maybe you had already heard about the man that ‘splodes from our earlier coverage, but we clearly missed the part where ‘Splosion Man was the sole reason for living. Thank you Lonny, thank you for educating us as to the awesome motivational power of ‘Splosion Man.

If anyone would like to ship me a pair of 80’s Nikes and an piano tie I promise to wear them around E3 or PAX free of charge.