Courtesy of Offworld’s tireless purveyors of the offbeat, I present to you Ty Dunitz’s take on Commander Video, the monoculus mascot of Gaijin Game’s Bit.Trip. This excellent WiiWare-exclusive has given rise to a thriving fan art community, inspired to artistic expression mostly adorable in nature by the rythmic retro-inspired Beat.Trip.Beat and Beat.Trip.Core. But this ancient, ebony goliath, born of the ash and song of a thousand dying stars, is anything but adorable. Okay, maybe a little adorable.