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A Spartan’s work is never done
BY Kristen Spencer Aug. 5th, 2009 More on:

Even after a long day spent saving the human race from the combined threat of the Covenant and the Flood, Master Chief still finds time to adhere to his stringent lawn care maintenance schedule - crabgrass control is what makes humanity worth fighting for.

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    1. Raphael Cua
      August 5th, 2009
      at 4:16 pm

      I always pinned Master Chief as a John Deere kind of guy. Green armor, green lawn maintenance hardware. Just makes sense.

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      Chad George
      August 5th, 2009
      at 5:56 pm

      Green is so last year.

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