The Ballad of G.I. Joe

Though the gaming connection is tenuous, it’s not going to stop me from posting this music video, The Ballad of G.I. Joe, in which a bunch of celebrities portray the Hasbro-branded videogame veterans in their most private moments.

Lady Jaye – Alexis Bledel
Zartan – Billy Crudup
Snow Job – Zach Galifiankais
Dr. Mindbender  – Tony Hale
Destro  – Vinnie Jones
Tomax  & Zamot – Joey Kern
Gung Ho – Chuck Liddell
Scarlett – Julianne Moore
Duke – Henry Rollins
Shipwreck – Alan Tudyk
The Baroness – Olivia Wilde

I can’t be the only one thinking that Wii Music 2: Clarinet With Destro & The Baroness could be Miyamoto’s next goldmine.