Listen up, soldiers! Sgt. Maj. Johnson has kindly taken time from his busy schedule of kicking Covenant tail and brings us the sitrep from the Firefight game mode in Halo 3: ODST. Full of lightning eating, thunder crapping, walking tall, machine gun men, his report gives us new details on what to expect and how to handle ourselves under fire. He even goes on to pimp himself out at the end of the video by letting us know that we can play as him in the Firefight mode by pre-ordering at select retailers.

Guess the Corps does not pay as good as it used to.