Sexy librarians and Sarah Palin rejoice! Sega and frat boy trash mag Maxim are hosting a contest to find one lucky bespectacled girl that can bring Bayonetta to life. The winner will be featured on Maxim.com, presumably decked out in a hair suit with ankle guns. The winner will also get an Xbox 360, a 50 inch Panasonic plasma television and an Xbox 360 copy of Bayonetta. Sounds like a pretty sweet deal, but for all those guys out there without a shred of dignity, don’t go weaving that hair suit just yet. The contest rules strictly state that they’re not accepting entries from individuals who are packing a twig and set of berries downstairs. “Entrants must be 18 years or older and a legal, female resident of the United States or Canada.”
For the North American ladies without the aforementioned shred of dignity have until Sept. 30 to submit their photos. Everyone else can vote for their favorites from Oct. 1 to Oct. 23, with the winner announced on Oct. 29. Just in time for Halloween!